How to cope with work

Pennybuckets at it again...

Phase 1
You are listening to Stevie Wonder.
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great.)

Phase 2
You're listening to HOUSE music.
(After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore)

Phase 3
You are listening to Metal.
(This is what you feel like at month's end)

Phase 4
You are listening to Hip Hop.
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)

Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!!)

And Finally...
You are listening to Techno (on Ecstasy)
(The truth - how all employees end up eventually...)